Monday, September 15, 2008

Uterus of the Damned

I'm about 99% sure this cycle is over. I bought pregnancy tests on the way to work this morning, snuck to the bathroom, orchestrated the test....and a bigger, more obnoxiously speedy negative you have never seen (ok, many of you have). It's 10dp3dt, so I'm sure it's over.

Please, no "I'm sorry's" or "it's still early's."

Shitty luck.

13 comments:

Io said...

How about a "Fucking A, that sucks monkey balls"? Because it does. Damnit.

Mrs.X said...

I would like to send over the following:

1) lots of hugs
2) lots of alcohol
3) lots of really, really trashy fiction, movies and other distracting paraphernalia.

Oh, and Bad Uterus!

Shinejil said...

How about a hearty scream at the injustice of it?

If you need someone to blame, please blame my cat. He's always ruining everything, the fluffy little a-hole.

We can both raise a glass to that bitch Lady Luck tonight.

Mrs.X said...

LOL @ Shinejil! You can blame my kitty too. He's called Little Shit for a reason.

Almamay said...

Just sending you thoughts and love...

Carrie said...

Stupid fucking pee stick.

Phoebe said...

Arrgh!! Crap and no fair!! I'm giving you a virtual hug whether you want it or not!! (((Hugs)))

PJ said...

Yea. Shinejil's cat. That's who to blame.


I agree though. Shitty.

Rebeccah said...

Oh hell. Damn those pee sticks.

luna said...

what Io, mrs. x and shinejil said.

that truly sucks.

Denise said...

No wonder they call her "lady luck." She's a BITCH. Fuck her.

2roads said...

I've come to rain on the no way in hell parade. Someone has to hold out for the 1% you left on the table-that'll be me. Hate me AND the cat if you want to. I can't help it.
Holding my breath...
j.

JJ said...

Sending you a big hug and an even bigger bottle of wine...